Friday, January 29, 2010

"Name?" "uh, delicious." *pause* "no, seriously"

That's pretty much what I get when I meet most people. I think I might have kicked my mother a little too hard in the womb or something, and now I'm seriously paying for it. You can just imagine the look of vengeance as she signed the birth certificate. She says she regretted it a few days after, when she imagined the court welcoming "Judge Delicious", so I guess that guilt is kinda what made her so into the whole 'I'll nurture her with mozart/lesson and the whole Delicious-As-A-Name-debacle becomes a GIFT!"-thing. Or she was trying to escape my obvious fate as a porn star. UGH.

So yes, I am 14, I am writing music mainly because its the only probable profession I can handle with a name like Delicious. There's some music player thing at the bottom of the page, and that some song I wrote like two years ago, when I was just a young un' *HUGE TEAR*, makes me reminiscent of summer and the lazy days that all fold into each other. This summer was honestly a blur of nights of no sleep and sneaking out. EW SLEEPING IN PARKS. More about that later though.

Book: Gone With The Wind
(I saw half the movie first, so I kinda cheated. Scarlett is possibly my favourite character, she's just so amazingly awful, who wouldn't love her! Oh, and I can't help mentioning how much I loved the bit in the movie when she thinks the guys going to kiss her when he puts on her hat, and he's all like YEEEHNAAHH. Plus her last name. Seriously, if my name was Delicious O'HARA I'm pretty sure I'd be pulling all the boys too)
Music: Kanye West, College Dropout
(He's all bashful and not-full-of-himself, like the Kanye we all know and love today, BOO TAYLOR SWIFT. Plus he says shytown a ridiculouuus amount of times- whats not to love)
Movie: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
(Steve Martin movie, but an actually good one. Main girl has an amazing voice which I tried to copy the whole movie, so I missed a lot of it. Yea okay, maybe she is why I watched the movie. So what KAAY?)

So yea, go away and listen to this song, you jam lover you. I liked strawberry jam, better but so OTHER OBESE 14 YEAR OLD TOOK THE NAME, AND MADE ONE POST, GO AWAY LIFE RUINER,